yarn diet


when a crafter is financially broke and cannot afford to buy more yarn.
until i pay off all of my bills i have to go on a yarn diet. this sucks because i saw some really yummy yarn on sale.

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    to be intoxicated on colt 45. the phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated. dude, i’m so f-cking yarned right now. i was so yarned when i wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict. to be ridiculously dressed in cotton in such a fasion that it is outragous, usually race restricted […]

  • Yarn Head

    one having hair or a head resembling a cabbage patch kid, generally accentuated by thin lips forming a line mouth. that kid looks like one of those dolls from the 80’s, what a yarn head.

  • yarning

    the process in which one envelopes another’s place of residence to keep one from entering or leaving the premesis (an alternative of tping). best results when done creatively. we went yarning last night and covered the whole porch, so they couldn’t get out the next morning.

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    another name for a winter sport; esp. skiing or snowboarding. hey john, wanna hang out today? can’t dude, me and mitch are gonna go study some yarnology.

  • Yarnolding

    yarnolding refers to the s-xual act of tasting your own s-m-n. will you be yarnolding tonight? i tried yarnolding the other day, it was fowl.


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