Yarned
to be intoxicated on colt 45. the phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.
dude, i’m so f-cking yarned right now.
i was so yarned when i wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
to be ridiculously dressed in cotton in such a fasion that it is outragous, usually race restricted (blacks)and eveyone goes wild
call 911 there`s a son of a bit-h on the roof
yarned up in his birthday suit
mack 10 to the rescuuuuuuue
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- Yarn Head
one having hair or a head resembling a cabbage patch kid, generally accentuated by thin lips forming a line mouth. that kid looks like one of those dolls from the 80’s, what a yarn head.
- yarning
the process in which one envelopes another’s place of residence to keep one from entering or leaving the premesis (an alternative of tping). best results when done creatively. we went yarning last night and covered the whole porch, so they couldn’t get out the next morning.
- Yarnology
another name for a winter sport; esp. skiing or snowboarding. hey john, wanna hang out today? can’t dude, me and mitch are gonna go study some yarnology.
- Yarnolding
yarnolding refers to the s-xual act of tasting your own s-m-n. will you be yarnolding tonight? i tried yarnolding the other day, it was fowl.
- yarn-on
a mental erection caused by the sight of either a beautiful skein of yarn or a remarkably well-made knitted object. useful for knitting nerds only. man, that sweater was so gorgeous it gave me an instant yarn-on!