yasser


the name y-sser originates from the word “yossir” and/ “yaseer”. it means the clear royal path.

many arab families, name their precious sons y-sser.
two pregnant women engage in a convo:
a: is it a boy or a girl?
b: a boy.
a: have you found a name yet?
b: yes, y-sser.
a: what a nice name. the y-sser’s i know are always handsome and charming.
immortal being that solidifies the smoothness of a dominican while having lebanese descendence, which explains the exotic name. has the ability to whoop your -ss and dance any type of music and blend with any crowd. will smoke your -ss in his r1 any day. find him hustling the streets of south florida during the day, and running them at night. trained in the jungles of panama by none other than the u.s. army infantry division.
“y-sser’s f-cking bad!”
“he owns you!”
“he owns you too, b-tch!”
“oh”
a name you would call someone of a piracy background, normally a smelly person, and/or used at someone that talks a good talk but aint got sh-t on the court.
jazmin: look at jamal, hes such a y-sser, his family came over here on a pirate ship.
wade: true dat babe.
rhyming slang for cat.
derived from the name ‘y-sser arafat’, as the ending of the surname rhymes with cat.
an example of rhyming slang so bad, it is good.
“oi, b-tch, the y-sser is hungry, give it some meat…”
some who has feature from the east asian races. i.e. chinese, j-panese etc

otherwise known as y-sser.
y-sser, china
iraqi misfit and refugee currently occupying a quiet complex in doha, qatar. glorified supported of football, taking the side of almost all the greatest sides in the last 5 years. though recently qouted as a real madrid cf fanatic while wearing an inter milan jersey. loves to study…while sometimes a bit too hard.

recent highlights:

conquered pakistan (al hitmi village).

rap alb-m with dj mark van dyk of wutang and notorious p.i.m.p. fame.

personality:

likes to blame others for his own mistakes.

too lazy to do homework so steals off cool people.

likes black haired, bearded women especially from the kerala state in india…div div.
y-sser to friend: can u help me on this question?

friend: sure!

friend to y-sser: can u help me on this question?

y-sser: wtf!! kiss my -ss!!

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