Yawn Tears
that little flood that infests your eyelids when you’re overtired and you yawn, embarr-ssing you in front of a large group of people.
dude: -yeaawn-
jack-ss: dude, are you crying?
dude: no, those are yawn tears.
jack-ss: shut the f-ck up man you’re definitely crying.
dude: no i definitely -yawwwnnnn- am not crying.
jack-ss 2: dude, i see the tears in your eyes.
dude: (goes on a murderous rampage using a melon baller to gouge out the eyes of jack-sses everywhere).
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