Yawnalogue


1) a monologue so thin in substance or awkwardly long it forcibly produces yawning.

2) an attempt at a saying something longer than a few words while yawning.
“bill’s speech this morning was such a yawnalogue! 20 minutes about nothing. my jaw can barely move it’s so sore.”

“that’s what she said.”

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