yawngasm
the moment when you’ve reached the peak of a yawn, total satisfaction, and you unintentionally let a noise drone out through your open mouth.
chivrel yawngasmed obnoxiously loud at work today!
a yawn that sounds similiar to a female -rg-sm.
yawngasms often occur among young women during cl-ss in which the boisterous yawngasm breaks the studious silence. yawngasm are often perplexing and embar-ssing especially to the female who yawngasmed. after a yawngasm several young males will crack erotic jokes much to the chagrin of the young woman.
jessie: “yawngasms”
mark: “who jessie! i didn’t know you were wet!”
david: “that’s how she sounded last night!”
chris: “lay off the cl-ttrigger jessie!”
jessie: “shut up you guys! i’m tired not h-rny”
mustaf: “your nipples prove otherwise”
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- Yawnglish
when a mate tries to talk to you while yawning. jas: wwahht ahhhss thhaa mwaaaaam ddhhooggg me: dude i can’t understand you, your talking yawnglish. the language people try to use when in the middle of a yawn. what did you say?” – “sorry, just my yawnglish”.
- Yawngrenade
when you yawn and someone near you yawns shortly after and vice versa man that girl hit me with a yawngrenade today and i yawn loud so everyone was just laughing at me at me
- Yawnia
the enchanted land of talking creatures, magic, adventure, double entendres, and metros-xual ambiguityland in the book “the lying b-tch & her wardrobe”. a politically incorrect version of narnia with creatures like mr. n-mbn-ts the faun, skeppy the bosche kangaroo and the scouse beaver, and of course, the bootylicious white b-tch. haslet the smoked pork lion […]
- yawnie
1.) state of feeling sleepy or nearing a yawn. 2.) a alternative spelling for someone named “yannie”. 1.) person a: its pretty late now i’m feeling yawnie. person b: you go to sleep. 2.) me: hey yawnie you feeling yawnie yet? yannie: shut up.
- yawnie stick
a blunt; a marijuana cigar. yo, grab that yawnie stick on your way downstairs.