yawning buffalo


a gaping hairy v-g-n- resembling a yawning buffalo. quite foul in smell, it’s very unkempt and vile. normally found on hippie wh-r-s; those of a free spirit and willing to f-ck you at the burning man festivals and rainbow gatherings.
there was this chick we all banged at the our last rainbow gathering and after all 12 of us had our way with her, her patchuoli smelling yawning buffalo squirted a bowl full of man-porridge.

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