Yawnish
the act of understanding someone or trying to understand someone while they are yawning and talking at the same time.
mike- “ajdjkf jfsjaj fjsal?”
jake- “dude! what the f-ck are you saying?!? i dont speak yawnish!”
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- Yawnjob
in order for a yawnjob to occur the must be a group of at least two individuals, there being at least one male. as one of them yawns, the other one will unexpectedly introduce his phallus into the other one’s mouth. oriol: ‘yaaaaaaawn’ marc (as he whips it out and slides it in): yawnjob, b-tch!
- yawnjustice
biting down hard on the outstretched finger of a yawn rapist in the middle of their crime. yawnjustice mate.
- Yawn Limbo
when someone else has yawned close by you, or you feel the intense need to yawn and are opening your mouth like a goldfish but it just aint coming… frustration squared! cecily: -yawn- girl close beside cecily: -opens mouth- -feels intense need to yawn- darnit cecily, now i’m in yawn limbo because of you! -opens […]
- yawnmaker
someone who is so boring, or talks about rubbish so much that it makes you yawn! someone at the office who thinks they are funny but they just make you yawn is a yawnmaker.