yawnstretch


a combination of a yawn and a stretch, either done when a person is extremely tired, just waking up, or faking either condition.
ben: we just got back from our vacation with the in-laws and i have to tell you all about it! first we went to…

jack: well will you look at the time? oh man…i am beat. -yawnstretch-

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