yed

(thai street language)

1. (vt) the act of having a s-xual intercourse.

2. (intj) this sense of the term is used to express a complete surprise. it is usually used as a reply. the term “jed” can be used interchangeably.

3. (intj) always used with “mae” (mother), the term “yed mae!” is an interjection expressing surprise or disgust to a situation, equivalent to “f-ck you!”. it does not literally mean “to f-ck your mother.” many variations of the term arise such as “mae yed!”, “yed ped!” (ped = duck), “yed mon!” (mon is an abbreviation of “doraemon”), “yed khrok!” (khrok = mortar) etc.
1. i like to “yed” that girl. she’s so f-ckin’ hot.

2. john: say, i’ve got laid with that girl last night.
scott: yeddddd!!!!! that’s so cool, man!

3. john: i’ve broken your lovely gl-sses.
scott: yed mae!!!!! i’ll sunder you f-ckin’ son of a b-tch!
when you so rudely interrupt a person during their shining moment to praise somebody/something else.
kanye- “taylor i’m really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!”

spectator- yo she just got ye’d
cool. yed can also be used as a generic replacement word.
that movie we saw was yed.

let’s eat at steak-n-yed.
a color made when mixing red and white with less red.
yed looks a bit like #ff8073 in a web designers color palette.