n. a girl whose indescribable in words. she’ll make your life seem fuller and more meaningful. one smile with her eyes and you’re sold.
guy 1: d-mnnnnn look at that fine -ss yeji.
guy 2: sh-ttttttt. well i saw her first so she’s mine.
- cuc*mber boxes
a language reference meaning a word that by its pr-nunciation sound like it means something else only due to the (often complex) phonetic sound (perceived as funny by non-english citizen). it has originated among (peferable swedish) tourists in uk and has now been spread to the uk population itself meaning essentially gibberish. (primary london and […]
a term used, to reference a random chick who’s name you can’t remember dude 1 : “what ever happened to that suzywhatzit from the other night?” dude 2: “dunno but she could sure sick a d-ck!”
- helicopter tongue
when he/she are taking part in a french kiss and she/he spins their tongue around like a flushed bog bowl, leaving a mess of bodily slurry around the face. a. oi mate my gf just helicopter tongued me b. what was it like? a. mate i think i now have aids
- ad skipper
a person who regularly tries to skips ads. no matter where they are and what the ad is. person 1:”eww! a ad! skip.” -tires to find the skip ad b-tton on the ad but realizes there is no ad skip b-tton in real life.- person 2:-sigh- “parents these days. teaching their kids how to be […]
- clown meat
the meat mcdonald’s uses in their hamburgers. originally a joint venture between monstano and mcdonald’s restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. ronald mcdonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named “100%,” and “beef.” these offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce […]