Yellow Blanket
when someone sits or lays on another person and then p-sses themselves, getting p-ss all over the person they are sitting/laying on top of. although in order to do this, you must p-ss in your own pants, the hilarity of it far surp-sses the grossness of it.
chris made some joke about jackson, so jackson sat on chris and gave him a yellow blanket. chris would have been mad, but he was laughing too hard.
what babies of unknown gender are brought home in.
robbie’s mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.
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