yellow float


a yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. a yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing partic-p-nt. the act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the partic-p-nt.
me: are you thirsty?
my friend: why?
me: because i have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: rock! i would love a yellow float!
me: cool. coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )

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