Yellow Pages

the most accurate and most logical religious text i personally have ever read in my life. i mean who could not believe after reading the story of jesus and mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on st. john’s bbq joint. it even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-t-ts-n–ss. it is generally read by crack addicts. because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. the satanic equivalent to this book would be microsoft bing.
the yellow pages changed my life as a person. it taught me how to love and how to live.
when a woman has a v-g-n- that is so saggy that it resembles worn out yellow pages from a public telephone booth.
she was hot, but when i went down on her, i thought i was in a phone booth, lookin at the yellow pages.
a telephone directory with the slogan “let your fingers do the walking”

taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a v-g-n-.
“bro so did you yellow page her last night?”
“yeah i let my fingers do the walking”
1) big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you’ve “accidently” p-ssed on it.
1) uses of the yellow pages;
finding dominatrixes
making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss
destroying your enemies
fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more

2)
jack: “oh! sh-t! i just p-ssed on my history coursework! just look at these yellow pages!”