yellow ribbon magnet


a cheap magnetic ribbon which a moron affixes to his suv, in order to show that he cares deeply about the kids who are getting killed in iraq so he can keep driving five blocks to rent a video and pick up a bucket of kfc.
i swear if i see another one of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets on the back of an suv that cuts me off in traffic, i’m going to start taking the bus to work.

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