Yellow Springs, OH


one of the few places left where all the bullsh-t we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. on the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of dayton and its greater burbs travel to ys in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. a place where no one gives a sh-t about careers, condos or clothing. conservatives dare not tread for it’s citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?
visitor: “a nice town with hiking, biking and no wal-mart?, i should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them…if i could only remember their names?”
yellow springs, oh resident: “you’ll get used to that memory loss, we all do”

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