yellow surprise


when you wake up, and discover that a chinese man is engaging in s-xual intercourse with you.
last night i got a yellow surprise. it scared the cr-p out of me!
the act of p-ssing inside a girls p-ssy while your still inside her.
tony- “oh my god i gave this girl the worst yellow surprise, i was drinking coors light all day.”

bob- “dude same, my girlfriend flipped sh-t.”
a snowball made of disgusting snow/slush from the side of the street mixed with a generous portion of urine. often this snowball is thrown at someone unexpectedly.
dude i hit that nerd with a yellow surprise!

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