Yellowben
the man with the sharpest d-ck in the world, and the dullest wit, utterly incapable of holding a conversation without using copypasta. careful not to make him angry though, or he’ll cub scout whoop your -ss.
“hey, man, what’s up?”
“well, it’s always been a fantasy of mine to be a s-x slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she’s tired, and vice versa. slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick–”
“dude…dude, what?”
“i am very secure about my pizza. you have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine looks bad, and that is very sad for you. you should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak.”
“dude, you are such a yellowben.”
“k”
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