Yelnats
yelnats, the last name and short name for stanley yelnats iv, main character of the best-selling book and box-office smash hit “holes”. yelnats is a delinquent with a fondness for bananas and an unhealthy amount of affection for the proper maintenance of holes. he is portrayed by hollywood megastar actor (gay?)s-x symbol shia labeouf, star of the 2003 mega-thriller “holes”, as well as cgi masterpieces “transformers”, “transformers: revenge of the fallen”, and “transformers: dark side of moon”. he was given the role because he too shares a certain love for bananas and the functionality of holes, and proved to be the best able to get into the character properly.
did you guys see that movie, “holes”, starring 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2013 “peepol’s magazine’s” s-xiest actor to ever star in a movie about holes, shia labeouf, who portrayed the main character yelnats? who am i kidding, everyone has seen it!
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