Yelp Elite
they thrive on yelp’s 2 tier system of becoming “elite”, which yelp hands out like candy, in order to meet people and attend events preferred restaurants foot the bill for.
yelp elite status also provides many members with a sense of accomplishment, self-worth and superiority over others. qualities that until that point did not exist in their lives.
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- Yelpervert
one who takes perverse pleasure in “checking in” on yelp everywhere they go, and posting it to their facebook page. (also, “yelperv”) susie’s such a yelpervert. she ‘checks in’ at the gas station, the grocery store, her apartment complex…
- Yelp-Fu
the art of yelping. in particular, using words designed to cut or slash at the business owner’s sense of self-worth. your yelp-fu was so good that i heard the business closed-down, yo! or, don’t make me bust-out some yelp-fu on that place…
- yelpful
when a yelp! review is not actually helpful. i was trying to find a coffee shop but all of the reviews were just existential rambling. it was very yelpful.
- Yelpfuck
a term used to describe the action of leaving terrible, damaging feedback about a business on yelp.com. that barber kept me waiting for 45 minutes even though i had an appointment, and then gave me a terrible, overpriced haircut. so, i yelpf-cked the sh-t out of them.
- yelpie
a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese etc and writes a useless review on yelp. this restaurant is horrible and catered for yelpies.