Yerk

v. (to yerk) the act of stroking your d-ck for brief pleasure, and putting it away before -j-c-l-t–n in order to carry on with your daily activities without dealing with the post-jerking off laziness/cleanup session.
yerking often occurs during late night homework sessions when one becomes fed up with his work (writing an essay, doing research on the computer, etc.) so he decides he wants to jerk off… but doesn’t want to deal with the j-zz of it, and simply looks up “t-ts” on google images as opposed to watching full-out p-rn. yerking often leads to jerking off anyway.

henry – yo pat, what’d you give up for lent?
pat – masturbation… i know… what the f-ck was i thinking??
henry – well at least you can still yerk.
basically jacking off
-orginated in cali when someone was refering to jerky and other people translated it as yerky
joe – “hey nick what were you doing”
nick – “just got done yerking it”

2nd
joe – “bout to go have a sick -ss yerk session”
a friendly jerk .. amonst each other
lessy:wat ben n jerries ice cream are we eatting
victor: idk yerk :p
to persuade someone to do something against their will, in which you will benfit at their expence.
“pimp mink get the money because he yerk ho’s. the ho’s do all the work and pimp mink get’s all the money.”
when a person demands that an individual complete their work.
commmanding a slacker to finish their tasks, and make their life worthwhile.
“alice! go finish up yerk!”
a small mind-controlling slug-like creature which crawls and inhabits the ears of people ‘the controllers’ want to control, from the popular hit tv and book series animorphs.
the yerk crawled into nick’s brother’s ear and he is now a controller, however nick is an animorph.
n. to sniff a drug.
n. to jerk off.
n. to puke after drinking.
d-mn you yerked that c-ke fast dude.
d-mn dude, don’t yerk in public!
dudeee, d-mn, you yerked all over my shoes.

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