Yestoday


when it’s midnight and you are talking about the day you just spent, and get it confused with the day before because it’s past midnight and your mind is technically set on the next day, though you didn’t sleep yet.
roxanne @ midnight: “i can’t believe that i travelled so much yestoday. i’m so tired.”

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