yeti

m-ssive man, born the 1st of november in 1974. fierce, loyal, swift on his feet, vows to protect the ones he loves and befriends the most amazing of creatures. he stands tall, never failing at any task set before him. the yeti’s signature footprint and loud excessive snoring sets him apart from all others.
ziggy pop and krissy poo rolls with the yeti always, ride or die like creatures know amazing when they see it. a loyal threesome.

ziggy pop will be singing happy f-cking birthday all day long to the yeti.
also known as the abominable snowman or bigfoot. next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.
for centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the yeti.
a fat and ugly female, often accompanied by facial hair including side burns. in even more extreme cases the yeti carrys along a “package”, or even the full package including chest hair. when viewed often the viewer feels slightly nauseas and dizzy. try no to stare at yetis too long, because if they catch you looking at them they will feel threatened and start throwing dangle berries or sh-t nuggets.
roy: uhg.. that nicole is such a yeti
jim: i know man i’m gunna throw up
roy: o sh-t shes coming over here
jim: ah! f-ck, i just got hit with a sh-t nugget
roy: omg!! run for your life
the yeti is a foul monster; that is much like a giant monkey like human, that goes to my school. the one that is seen at my school i belive is female(not sure). how you can call or communicate it is by making a sound much like the sound of what is called a wookie; from star wars. most yeti’s; at least the one that goes to my school, is excessivly hairy(thats why they invented nair). i would best adivse to stay away from this fugly beast. beware the yeti!
“dont, go by that yeti it might bite and give you aids”
a skier who clearly has no idea what they are doing. usually seen flying down a hill with their jacket wide open and flapping in the wind, hair down and flowing, goggles askew, pizza square stance, and arms wide open with poles anywhere but where they are supposed to be.
“that yeti is gonna crash into a deer or tree if he doesn’t stop soon”
marijuana buds that have many trichomes, giving the appearance of white hair.

often considered to be of high quality.
yo i just got a pickup of some crazy yeti!

we are gonna smoke all of this yeti tonight!
a large humanoid creature. residing in extreme northern climates or nor mountain peaks. sometimes glimpsed during intense snow storms. will sometimes leave large footprints in the snow. it;s droppings are also said to be large
a fat b-tch on a bus that has excessive grease all over her body. especially the eyebrows. dresses like a ghetto but is actually the color you get when you mix a lot of milk with coffee. their native language is the wookie call. is the sp-wn of chubaka. is in the sasquatch and abominable snowman family tree. lives in the woods and runs on all fours. they’ll “f-ck your white sh-t up.” wants people to suck their man sticks even though ‘it’ is “female.” looks at you like you’re their hamburger. best friends are lesbians, ’nuff said.
boy 1: who are you talking about?!

yeti: me!

girl 1: daaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn stttttrraaaaiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhtttttt

yeti: you’re gonnnnna get your white sh-t f-cked up!

everyone else on the bus: b-tch shut the f-ck up! you’re not even ghetto!

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