yevtich


a god like creature, many presume this to be an amazing feature but in fact it means to be able to take a d-ck no matter the size. is known to hibernate on non payday weekends due to lack of money because it was all spent the weekend before from hereditary alcoholism and male prost-tution.
person a: is he coming out tonight.
person b: no he pulled a yevtich and is spending the night with his boyfriend because he spent all his money.

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