yo daddy
the most confusing saying in the ghetto.
“i would of been yo daddy, but the monkey beat me up the stairs”
a more socially acceptable euphemism (subst-tute) for “motherf-cker” suitable for use in fcc-regulated media and elsewhere. used and likely originated by comedian bill cosby for his comic routines in the 1960s, it is predicated on the -ssumption that your daddy has s-x with your mother.
baker: you took a bad fall on the field during practice.
able: i broke my arm in the fall and it hurt like yo daddy.
me.
ummm….whose yo daddy?
used instead of using yo mamma in a comeback.
yo daddy is so stupid he went to a 69er’s game to get some -ss.
yo daddy got cataraks
yo daddy got malaria
yo daddy got epilepsy
yo daddy got eboli
yo daddy got rickets
yo daddy got conjuntivitis
yo daddy has typhoid
yo daddy got austroschlaalers disease
yo daddy got pagets disease
yo daddy got scarlet fever
used before you crack on sum1’s daddy.
wat yo biach calls you right before you put out
who’s yo daddy! biach!
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