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cello virtuoso.
person 1: “yo mama plays with that stick all day long!”
person 2: “it’s yo-yo ma, and it’s called a bow.”
a famous cello player with a kick–ss
name!
no example
not a rap star, p-rn star, or yo mama. he is an accomplished professional cello player.
correct: yoyo ma performed for the prime minister of prague yesterday.

incorrect: yoyo ma gave the prime minister a lap dance, ya ho.
1. a f-ggit named sunnie with a gargantuan cranium. oh yah, he’s a high school dropout also.

2. an it dork stranded in turkey who listens to nothing but the justus league. you guessed it, he gotta man-crush on 9th.

3. someone with an affinity for turkish tranny’s. he claims to like poosy, but in reality loves tranny’s.

4. someone who wastes $15k on a $8k car to turn a decent lexus into a $5k honda rice rocket.

5. early reports say he photoshops his teeth crazy white in pictures to cover his bad arabian hygiene.
ayo son that dude is straight f-ggot. he hollerin’ at a tranny and stuntin’ in a souped up civic.

yah, duke’s straight yoyoma.
yo-yo ma is only the best cellist in the entire world! this is guy is asian and should not be confused with a rapper. he’s played in concerts since like age 7 and played his first bach cello suite when he was 4. people all over the world buy his alb-ms which are very diverse and all different from one another.
i wanna be like yo-yo ma!
definition 1
yo yo ma is a great professional cellist. he is one of the most famous. he can play bach’s cello suite no.1 prelude exceedingly well along with many other things. he played at o’bamas inauguration ceremony as the cellist.

definition 2
a great way to make fun of yo yo ma’s name as a form of saying h-llo to your parent, guardian, friends or family… or anybody you feel like
example 1
zane: hey sarah. whats crackin’?
sarah: um nothing just watchin’ yo yo ma defeat the constant battle between him and his cello.
zane: spiffy! hes like a beast!

example 2
jimmie: yo yo ma! whats up?
mom: (looks up) a bird!
#1) a f-ggit who looks like kologerobx. on top of that he’s balding. not a good look.

#2) a billy beane groupie. how the f-ck you gon ride a baseball gm’s nuts playa?

#3) a homesick it guy who gets sonned for it on the regular . . .

originally posted by chea guevara
– knows yoyo is homesick –
– hits the blondie’s pizza for the late night grub –
what are your plans? muahahahahaha

originally posted by watthafuc
man that sh-t really isnt funny.. as i defend your freedom.

yo yo ma holla: yeah right
ieatcornm-ffins: i’m going to indiana to visit my girlfriend for thanksgiving…have fun sitting by yourself in turkey, f-ckwad.
yo yo ma holla signed off at 11:44:47 pm.

originally posted by 7:30femmefatale
ol’ lonely thanksgiving havin loser. did you cry into your canned yams in the dining hall?

originally posted by watthafuc
you know beth.. all the bullsh!t aside.. that was a real low blow.. i hope it made you feel better
there is no example for such a man. there is only one f-ggit roaming the earth such as sundesh yoyoma.

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