Yoda me


a request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.
geoff: man i haven’t been clubbing in years, dave will you yoda me?
dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
geoff: thanks, and stay close when we get there in case i get nervous
dave: worry not young jedi, easy are the girls of london.

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    a word used mainly to come back to any variations of the word yadamean; literately saying: i feel yah person one: yee breh, all day erreday. yadamean? person two: yodamean brah. person one: cool.

  • Yodamize

    to transform a sentence of the average vernacular to that which yoda would approve of. original sentence: i do smoke mary jane every day yodamized sentence: smoke mary jane every day, i do.

  • Yodamizing

    the art of taking every sentence someone says, and saying it like yoda. “size matters not, … look at me. judge me by size, do you?”-yoda

  • Yoda Mode

    yoda mode is basically another meaning for when you say something extremely smart or when someone else thinks there extremely smart and you just make them look like a absolute fien once you have ruined them! rupert : ‘the sqaure root of 144 is 9!’ rodney :’no it isn’t you fool its 12′ people behind […]

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    nipple of a human that resemble yoda’s eyes from star wars vince’s nipples are so floppy, he has yoda nipples.


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