Yoda Rant
a long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like yoda from star wars.
i asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole yoda rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
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yo! i dare you to beat my schedule! he yodares you man, he yodares you
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- Yodaspeak
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- Yoda Stew
all the cr-p left in the sink strainer after your roommate did the dishes. next time i’m gonna make that lazy b-st-rd eat the yoda stew.