YOFLOFI
acronym for “you only f-cking live once. f-ck it.” much like the acronym yolo but with a couple more f-cks to emphasize how much you should do something that’s surely dangerous and/or stupid.
pr-nounced: yo-flow-fee
“hey, you wanna go sky-diving?”
“yoflofi.”
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