yog


jogging slowly or lazily.
it’s “jog” with a soft j.
just yoggin’ in the park, nbd.
a 60-70% jog. it’s a yog, i couldn’t be more clear.
me and my bro went for a yog instead of a jog or a run.
to pour a tub of yogurt and or j-zz over another humans head.
“chris told everyone that he was sleeping with mel, and at lunch mel went up to him and yogged ’em.”
an alternative to j-zz. best used with a heavy c-ckney or southern chav accent.
“it’s only friendly male banter. if i wanna yog on your mum’s baps i’ll say it”
messing around. being an idiot. popular activity in schools amongst boys in the school toilets.
person 1: hey man, what do want to go do?

person 2: let’s go and yog in the toilets!
you tell your parents you are going on a “yog” but you go down the street and smoke reefer.
kid:”hey mom im gonna go yog!” mom: you meen jog? okay.
an other word for c-m, after you have just climaxed
“i just yoged all over the room”

“can i yog in your mouth?”

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