Yoga Bittie


a girl that uses yoga clothing, makeup, and a perfect hairdo to go to the gym, only to pick up/socialize/do level 1 on the elliptical.
erica takes an hour to get ready to go to the gym only to check out guys. she just flaunts her -ss in her yoga pants and hardly even works out. she is such a yoga bittie.

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