Yoga Dick
when the d-ck becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. you know that peaceful serenity you get. so loose and limber. flexible. and now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. you know that’s suction baby!
man t rose been givin tha beej so much i got a case of yoga d-ck!
phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga cl-ss so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.
natalie: holy sh-t! did you see that guy?
nick: what? where?
natalie: to your right. his pants have conjured up some serious yoga d-ck!
when the d-ck becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. you know that peaceful serenity you get. so loose and limber. flexible. and now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. you know that’s suction baby!
man t rose been givin tha beej so much i got a case of yogad-ck!
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