yoga flatulence
when air is forced out of one’s -n-l cavity while practicing yoga.
i’m afraid to go into downward dog as i may experience yoga flatulence.
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- yoga floss
outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and suvs. as she stepped out of her cayenne, i saw that her turquoise and brown sigg water bottle that matched her sigg water bottle completed her yoga floss.
- yogafucker
one who finds that being flexible can expand and illuminate any concept of s-x that they had in their mind before they became yogis. d-mn. i didn’t think i could do that. i can see your -ss in a way not possible before i became a yogaf-cker.
- yogagaggle
a yogagaggle is a post-workout gathering of cliquey yoga cl-ssmates (generally female, often suburban) that takes place outside the studio or in front of a nearby starbucks. “jen is the only one in that yogagaggle who can’t afford lululemon!”
- yogahead
a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega inst-tute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, […]
- Yogain
when you meet someone for the second time in a short period of time. as we met again on the hallway, i said to him h-llo again and he replied yogain !