yoga floss
outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and suvs.
as she stepped out of her cayenne, i saw that her turquoise and brown sigg water bottle that matched her sigg water bottle completed her yoga floss.
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