yoga instructor
when a woman is lying on her side while being -n-lly penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her cl-t to eat her out while simultaneously performing -n-l s-x on her to give them both the most explosive -rg-sms
hey did you see bj penn’s fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!
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