Yoga Mommy


a generation of generally affluent and educated mothers known for feeding their family “price does not matter” organic foods, caring about the enviroment by driving hybrid (or highly upscale) vehicles, and frequently doing yoga or similar “granola crowd” activities.
ashley has turned into a total yoga mommy since she had her baby.

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