when a woman enters the “wide legged forward fold” yoga position and a man recieves oral s-x from her while simultaneously spreading her l-b– from above and using her v-g-n- as a spit cup.
i hooked up with a confused feminist from a physical therapy training course who wanted to meld progressive s-x with redneck values, so i gave her the yoga spit cup.
- nolan hromadnik
a giant f-ggot who sucks more d-ck than snoop dogg smokes weed nolan hromadnik sucks
the best of the best , don’t mess with a mikelson , they wont stop till they win. strong , beast , full of love , a strong personality , a family man or women . they can be the leaders of the world but watch out never mess with a mikelson or you will […]
s-xy, adorable, cute as a b-tton and honest. she can be your confidant, your best friend, your comedian or your partner in crime. she is outgoing, creative, and bold. a bad -ss motherf-cker who won’t take no sh-t off of n-body. she’s original, amazing, different in all the perfect ways and her beauty is undeniable. […]
- ethanol make
a fat oxygen wasting child touching thick af donkey looked crusty old crippled wrinkley c-nt. go away you ethanol make
- uteruses before duderuses
like chicks before d-cks but better. there’s this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. hope he asks me out, except i do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. uteruses before duderuses