Yoga Workout
1) misnomer.
2) a conversational ploy by fat girlfriends to seduce boyfriends into a besieged position. this argumentative ambush was modeled on the vietnamese artillery bushwhacking of the french army after luring them to the valley of dien bien phu. the phrase is -sserted as truth, seemingly begging for the obvious counter-argument that yoga is only a workout if you aren’t fat else maybe you need the treadmill.
“i am going to my yoga workout.”
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