yogahead
a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega inst-tute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. if a guy is into this, it’s likely he’s a f-g or gay.
a local doctor: “oh g-d, i really hate those f-ckin’ yogaheads. those twits keep injuring themselves doing poses no one should do. i’ve talked to the newage airhead instructor about changing her cl-sses, but she does not give a sh-t. she must be smokin’ something and f-ckin’ her guru.”
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