Yogatard


word with several meanings.
a) the cheesy looking once piece spandex suit that the unenlightened yoga pract-tioners wear. it usually makes them look like a seal that cr-pped its pants (if seals wore pants).

b) a person who so terrible at yoga that they are actually deemed “r-t-rded” at it.

c) someone who talks so much about yoga being the best and only thing to do to stay healthy that you want to tie their yoga body into a pretzel.
the woman kicked out of yoga cl-ss was a yogatard in a yogatard. she should have gone to lululemon so at least she looked good while sucking at yoga.

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