yogatude


holier-than-thou att-tude seen in serious yoga students who are more flexible and vaguely spiritual than everyone else. includes a disdain for meat, leather, and inexpensive sweat pants or yoga mats.
that guy with the dreds and lotus tattoo was giving me major yogatude after seeing my downward dog.

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