Yoghurt face
a yoghurt face is a term for somebody with a soft face. a soft face can be defined as someone with either soft facial features, or (more insultingly) not much about them.
this term can also be seen as a sister insult to yoghurt top meaning someone who is soft in the head.
this insult is commonly used amongst silly oirish boys with cr-ppy hats 🙂
deglan: you have soft facial features… you know what else is soft? yoghurt.
sarah: so you’re calling me a yoghurt face?
deglan: well i am oirish
sarah: fair nuff 🙂
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