Yogi Bear
a line of drinks. modified from the bear fight and lunchbox. irish car bomb then a jager bomb then a lunchbox.
drink in a row, don’t stop.
1. car bomb
2. jagerbomb
3. lunchbox – 1/2 pint of light beer – drop in a shot of amaretto topped with 151.
originally named 2 bears fighting over a lunchbox. you’ll know why.
let’s do bear fights. fun drink, but it got to the point where we could drink them without losing your lunch.
add the lunchbox. call it a yogi bear. perfect. most people can’t finish it, let alone keep it down.
a homes-xual bear that steals food from typical families in a public park, only to be badgered and banged by a rapist park ranger. the catch is, yogi expects to be caught.
most world of warcraft players are ‘yogibears’.
also a great song which is perfect for drunken occasions. goes along the lines of this (although has many varients):
“i know someone you don’t know, yogi, yogi,
i know someone you don’t know, yogi, yogi bear.
yogi, yogi bear. yogi, yogi bear.
i know someone you don’t know, yogi, yogi bear.
yogi has a little friend, b–boo, b–boo.
yogi has a little friend, b–boo, b–boo bear.
b–boo, b–boo bear. b–boo, b–boo bear
yogi has a little friend, b–boo, b–boo.
yogi has an enemy, ranger, ranger.
yogi has an enemy, ranger, ranger smith.
ranger, ranger smith. ranger, ranger smith.
yogi has an enemy, ranger, smith.
yogi likes it in the snow, polar bear.
yogi likes it up side down, koala bear.
yogi likes it in a car, panda bear.
yogi’s got a girlfriend, suzy bear.
suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, polar bear.
b–boo likes it up the -ss, brown bear.
yogi has a 10″ c-ck, black bear.
suzy likes to shave her p-b-s, grizzly bear.
yogi likes it with a chew, kodak, bear.
suzy wears crotchless panties, teddy bear.
suzy’s sn-tch it smells like cheese, camembert.
suzy she has great big t-ts, more than i can bear
suzy likes to threesome, lucky bear.
b–boo likes it in a tree, koala bear.
yogi likes lingerie, teddy bear.”
(thanks to www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/yogi.html for the song)
apparently sung to the tune of camptown races?
drunken dude: “lets do some really loud singing”
drunken dude ii: “what about yogi bear? that song rocks!
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