Yogurt Goblin


yogurt goblin : a word mentioned and made up by commedian russel howard, who intened it to be a literal phrase meaning goblin of yogurt sorts.. it has been used to describe a rather vile s-xual act. for example a lot of people have said that it meant c-m eater… but thats just sick.. the hand gesture for this is putting your fingers between eachother palms touching and gripping and un gripping your fists. i did make up the hand gesture not the word
yogurt goblin can be used as a random phrase to express disbelief or unhappiness in an object, person, thing or anything like that. example ” haha u fail u yogurt goblin”
admitidly it is rubbish but still i want people to know the truth about the word

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