Yogurt Sex
the act of sticking one’s p-n-s into a cup of yogurt, and then having another lick said yogurt off of said p-n-s.
yo dawg, that gurrl gave me the sickest yogurt s-x last night.
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- Yogurt Suprise
when your having (v-g-n-l) s-x with a female and she discharges during it. “i heard you had s-x with her” “umm yes…yes indeed i did…but i got the yogurt suprise when i was about to bust” “haha thats f-cking gross bro. was it messy” “i dont want to talk about it.”
- yogurt teabag
when someone jacks off on your b-lls, and then you dip them in his mouth. after having intense s-x with john, bill came on john’s b-lls. this was bills way of requesting a yogurt teabag.
- Yogurt Trolley
slang for a males p-n-s am going to crash into that l-ss with my yogurt trolley