a caring person usually hot asf and childish. they are greedy boyfriends. they are keepers
yohanon is bae for life
the religion that worships flying monkeys from ur*n*s chris:my religion is weiwuism. rita: me too! i’m all about those flying monkeys!
the flow of cats, especially the motion of cat currents, aided by the opening of doors. stop closing doors man, you’re messing up the catflow and the dogs got ’em all cornered!
- chocolate soil
chocolate soil: noun when your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself. oh no! i’ve just made some chocolate soil and it ain’t smelling good!
- broken bridge
term used to signify a broken friendship man that girl back stabbed me! our friendship is a broken bridge