Yoinker


a person who utters “yoink” in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfering ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
sam logs onto yoinker.com, types in ipod, and proceeds to yoink the ipod from the ebay listing from the other bidders.
the act of stealing something, or an expression after having stolen something!
mine now, yoinkers!
one who yoinks their p-n-s.
“yeah, mario escobar jacks off a lot man!”

“i know, he’s a f-cking yoinker!”

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    a word used to describe the expression of excitement. i win! yoinkeys! the was the best thing ever, yoinkeys!

  • yoinkle

    a large p-n-s preferably from a black man “yo i was watchin pr0n yesterday and dis guy had a big -ss yoinkle!” cat t-st-cl-s when he was neudered, that cat lost his yoinkles.

  • yoinksies

    said when stealing another persons posession(s), usually in the case of food, or a seat at a party. -friend stands up to get a drink and returns, finding you in his seat- yoinksies! you didn’t call seat check.

  • yoinky

    quirky; delicious; cool; also used as a subst-tute for multiple terms in calculus functions “his yoinky wife agitated the entire school board” “this salmon sandwich tastes yoinky with these steak fries, lester.” to find the length of ‘c’, apply the yoinky theorem: a squared + b squared = c squared

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    to have s-x with, to f-ck, i want to yoinky boink him


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