yokel
peasant, hick, hayseed
a hick, redneck, etc. commonly referred to niko by vlad in gta4.
vlad: you remember ivan?
niko: no.
vlad: (shows picture) this guy.
niko: oh, yes. you guys had a little kiss.
vlad: very funny. what would you see if i told he was going to rob your cousin?
niko: i’d say: ‘what problem does he got with my cousin?’
vlad: (phone rings) hold on.
(answers phone)
vlad: hey. hey, gorgeous, no. i can’t talk right now. what are you wearing? listen, i’ll call you back.
(to niko)
vlad: sorry.
niko: who was that?
vlad: never you mind.
niko: was it ivan?
vlad: oh, that’s funny. you know, for a d-mn yokel you’re a very funny guy.
niko: (laughing) yes. and for an annoying d-ck, you’re really an annoying d-ck.
vlad: well, it is a shame then that i am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who’s only friend is a fat weasel who drives a f-cking cab!
a general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.
“some foks’ll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks’ll, like cletus the slack-jawed yokel.”
a bucktoothed,hillbilly, river rat, (slack jawwed yokel)some1 who was born in tha country and isnt street smart. talks with a goofy southern accent.eats squirell. usually named cletis(tha slack jawwed yokel) can be a diss for somebody living in the country.
i heard alabama’s full of yokels up in tha boonies.
a rural person = country b-mpkin
some smelly yokel came in and tried to flirt with the cashier.
a hillbilly being who roast goats and sodomises or auctions of their children to more desperate yokels.incest a game the whole family can play is enjoyed by the majority of yokels (the other minority dont have kids).
good kind sir :sheesh lynchy get off my d-mn roof
yokel lynchy: yall bob ima just guttun these here fine possums of these power poles for mah dinnar.
good kind sir: errr wat
yokel lynchy:yessum sir i duna wanna bea bak iru des a parts arhoy
a farmer type b-m.. often called “cletus” (character from the simpsons)
the yokel says, “hey ma, the rain is here!”
ryan w or cletus is a full dang yokel! dang right!
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