YOLNT
feline “carpe diem” – you only live nine times
cat 1: “i’m gonna eat the family’s bird right meow”
cat 2: “aren’t you worried they’ll be mad?”
cat 1: “heck no! yolnt!”
you only live nine times…meow
when cats jump off tables they follow the motto yolnt.
an acronym used by cats, meaning “you only live nine times”. the feline equivalent of yolo.
cat #1: “hey, i am going to jump out in the freeway and dance in front of this bus!”
cat #2: “yeah, do it! just remember, yolnt”.
to say ‘yolnt’ is to say ‘you only live nine times’ therefore the person is referring to one’s self as a cat.
girl: ‘you sneaking out with me on friday to go to that concert?’
friend: ‘omg no! we’ll get caught for sure!’
girl: ‘who cares if we get caught! yolo!’
friend: ‘mmm fine. yolnt anyway. shout me a ticket?’
you only live nine times (this only works for cats)
“did you know felines always land on all fours?”
“yolnt!”
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