Yolo
a term meaning “you only live once”. often used by instagrammers, persons imitating black males, and people trying to be hipsters (often failing because they conform to wearing fake gl-sses and growing mustaches)
i look so hot in this selfie. #yolo
abbreviation for: you only live once
the dumb-ss’s excuse for something stupid that they did
also one of the most annoying abbreviations ever….
guy 1: “hey i heard u got that girl pregnant”
dumb-ss 1: ” ya man but hey yolo”
guy 1: “hey i heard that you broke ur leg falling off the balcony at that party”
dumb-ss 1: “ya but hey yolo”
“carpe diem” for stupid people
dude 1: “i’m gonna go smoke poison ivy and see if my lungs get a rash. yolo!
dude 2: “why doesn’t he just say carpe diem? it sounds way better.
dude 3: “stupid people don’t speak latin. thats why they say yolo”
the douchebag mating call.
douchebag: yolo
-women start humping his leg-
“i’m fairly certain yolo is just carpe diem for stupid people.”
~jack black
i hate it when people say yolo. it annoys me so much.
yolo=
y: shut
o: the
l: f-ck
o: up
when you think about using yolo, just shut the f-ck up.
‘yolo’, meaning you only live once, is a viral quote most popularly used by prep-b-scent girls, but the range is undoubtedly in the teenage community. anyone who uses yolo in defence of their stupidity and sinful actions should be hanged, or the method of execution available widely in the state this person lives in. such places like texas, which still use the electric chair, or germany who could make an exception with gas chambers, are prime examples of execution methods acceptable for the annihilation of yolo’ers. help us fight the fight, share this with your friends on facebook, and defeat the almighty (and nerdy, prep-b-scent) yolo army.
me: why the h-ll would you do that?
person: because yolo.
-i shoot person in the face for such sinful acts against the english language.-
me: this serves as a warning to people who think they’re new and original for using one of the most annoying pieces of sh-t to touch the interwebs.
you obviously lack originality
annoying b-tch: gonna dye my hair orange cause yolo!
smart people: you obviously lack originality… c-nt.
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